The thoughts of ButtFart RapeDick

if im lucky my mom will get me this tee shirt

sexyskittles:

loverwife:

piniyopo:

(via largepenisparty)

oh my god what’s wrong with it

WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH AGAIN?!?!!??!?!!11?1?!?!?!11?!?!!11?!?!

WILL ALWAYS REGLOB

HAHAHA

im confused and intrigued

And soon the fall is here
Turning us cold
And I can’t help it
You’re so beautiful
I can’t help it
You’re so beautiful

(via ihateyouall)

max bemis?

Chuck Palahniuk. (Diary)

7 reasons to keep your tyrannosaurus off crack

1 day ago

chaseafterme:

hooker-on-stilts:

no one remembers Katherine Heigl started at disney.

whoa. i remember the movie but i don’t remember her…

see? she also played a bitch and she never does now.

no one remembers Katherine Heigl started at disney.

YOU CAN DO IT

itee:

I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA FULL RAGE CAUSE I DIDN’T FINISH IT. AND HE’S LIKE ALL COOL ABOUT IT AND IS LIKE YEAHHHH ITS A HIGH HA.

OMFG./caps

p.s I guess none of you really understand how good this is. I was freaking out hardcore.

p.p.s I feel really sorry for one of my best friends who handed hers in with a powerpoint that would repetetively tell someone that she’s going to fail, and that she’s gay. my prayers are with her (Y)

haha p.p

whowouldshazdo:

thisorigamidream:

pussycrippler:

rawrrmeagan-:

oh

I would have to agree.

I would fucking slap her.

slap her? punch her in the fucking kidney

rip out her ovaries

Tremors - Two Tongues

Two tongues is 1/2 say anything and 1/2 saves the day.

which =’s 100% awesomeness

GOD DAMN HE IS IMPRESSIVE

trevor, rape me

sam, hey.

The thoughts of ButtFart RapeDick

Fine Folk

This makes me laugh so motherfucking hard everytime i read it

I want to learn to play Banjo.

I HATE EVERYONE.

7 reasons to keep your tyrannosaurus off crack

HOLY FRICK MY GRAPHICS TEACHER JUST CALLED ABOUT MY ASSIGNMENTS

(727): She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.